With my cold six pack of Miller Lite in front of me and crunchy basket of salty pretzels beside me the NFL season kicks off in a mere 17 minutes....now all I'm missing is a cute CLB wearing a Green and Gold two piece (a guy can dream can't he)
Predictions are in.....
Come Back Player of the Year
Torry Holt- Let's face it. The Ram's offense sucked last year. A change of scenery, a QB who can avoid getting his head scrambled every play and a running back who is on the rise could lead to a 1,000 yard season.
Walter Peyton Man of the Year
With Adam "Pac Man" Jones playing for the Toronto Argonauts this prediction is a tough one. I think Warrick Dunn is still in the league. I could only guess he's going to build some houses for distressed families, read the book Cat and the Hat on his off days, and deliver some turkeys on Thanksgiving.
Executive of the Year
This isn't a hard one. Obviously the Atlanta, Texas native Ted Thompson.
Coach of the Year
I don't like his douchy hoody anymore than you do but my gut tells me it's going to be Bill Belicheck.
Offensive Player of the Year/NFL MVP
I'm going to go out on a limb but I think Aaron Rodgers has a really good chance.
Defensive Player of the Year
In a contract year....Johnny Jolly goes on a sack binge (better than a pain killer binge). Just kidding. I think it'll be Baltimore's Ed Reed. A very gifted defender on one of the most special defensive units of all time.
Offensive Rookie of the Year
With Brandon Marshall slapping away footballs in practice and kicking footballs into farm fields someone in Denver is going to be making plays and I doubt it'll be Kyle Orton. Knowshon Moreno will get the footballs necessary to be NFL Offensive Rookie of the Year.
Defensive Rookie of the Year
Larry English, LB, San Diego
Super Bowl Champions
Pittsburgh Steelers in a Repeat
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I laughed out loud reading about dunn
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